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quotes[0]='\"Life is what happens to you while you\'re busy making other plans.\" <i>- John Lennon (1940-1980) Beautiful Boy</i>'

quotes[1]='“Carpe Diem, Quam Minimum Credula Postero.” (Seize the day, trusting little in the future). <i>- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (65-8BC)</i>'


quotes[2]='Let us address a question that (in all probability) represents the fundamental conundrum afflicting the existentialists amongst us. <i>Q: How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; but the light bulb really must want to change.</i>' 

quotes[3]='<i>A little something, that came to me one day...</i> An elderly gentleman arriving at the gates of Heaven is duly met by St. Peter. Upon exchanging pleasantries, St. Peter becomes somewhat distracted by the state of this man\’s feet. Now really quite intrigued, St. Peter asks of him, \“What can possibly have happened to your feet? They look so worn, so fatigued, not to mention dusty.” The old man, quite perplexed, replies, “I am an old and very tired man, of some 90 years; and for all these years of my life, my feet have bestowed sterling service for me, chalking up many a mile on my life’s journey.” Perceptively, St. Peter smiles, and enquires tenderly...“Did you not know you could fly...?”'

quotes[4]='Accept everything about yourself - I mean everything, You are you and that is the beginning and the end - no apologies, no regrets. <i>- Clark Moustakas</i>'

quotes[5]='“After time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all, as wanting. It is not logical but it is often true.” <i>- Spock \"Amok Time\" (1967)</i>'

quotes[6]='"The best predictor of future behaviour… is past behaviour.\" - Unquestionably the above saying has proven axiomatic in terms of my life, and the lives of many people I have known too. Regrettably though, I feel it implies a predetermination in our lives, an unchangeable rigidity if you will, of \'what has been, always will be\'. I would like to suggest a minor alteration to this maxim: <i>- "In the absence therapy, the best predictor of future behaviour… is past behaviour". One of the primary aims of Psychotherapy is the eventual bestowing of insight; such that future behaviours are no longer governed unconsciously by those of our past.</i>'

quotes[7]='I consider myself truly blessed, to have happened upon this piece of prose some time ago. It still never fails to move me when re-reading <i>- "MY HANDS WERE BUSY. My hands were busy through the day. I didn’t have much time to play. The little games you asked to do, I didn’t have much time for you. I’d wash your clothes. I’d sew and cook. You’d ask and I’d read from your book. I’d tuck you in all safe at night, And hear your prayers; turn out the light. Then tiptoe softly by your door, I wish I’d stayed a minute more. For life was short, the years rushed past, A little boy grows up so fast. No longer is he at my side, His precious secrets to confide. The picture books are put away. There are no longer games to play. No Teddy Bears or misplaced toys, No sleepovers with lots of boys. No goodnight kiss, no prayers to hear. That all belongs to yesteryear. My hands, once busy, now are still. The days are long and hard to fill. I wish I could go back and do, The little things you asked me to." - Anonymous</i>'

quotes[8]='\“The unexamined life is not worth living.\” <i>- Socrates (469 BC - 399 BC)</i>'

quotes[9]='\“What does not kill me, makes me stronger.\” <i>- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)</i>'

quotes[10]='“AUTOBIOGRAPHY IN FIVE SHORT CHAPTERS” By Portia Nelson. <i>1) I walk down the street. There is a deep hole in the sidewalk. I fall in. I am lost ... I am helpless. It isn\'t my fault. It takes me forever to find a way out. 2) I walk down the same street. There is a deep hole in the sidewalk. I pretend I don\'t see it. I fall in again. I can\'t believe I am in the same place but, it isn\'t my fault. It still takes a long time to get out. 3) I walk down the same street. There is a deep hole in the sidewalk. I see it is there. I still fall in ... it\'s a habit. My eyes are open I know where I am. It is my fault. I get out immediately. 4) I walk down the same street. There is a deep hole in the sidewalk. I walk around it. 5) I walk down another street.</i>'





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